“Have you been good this year?”
“Yes.”
[I suppose in the grand sense of the word he’s been good. Sometimes he’s very good. Sometimes he’s three.]
“Do you listen to your mommy and daddy?”
“Yes.”
[I think my kid just lied to Santa. Well, fine, it wasn’t really a fair question. He listens to daddy but does NOT listen to mommy, so I guess he didn’t know which answer to choose. Is answering ‘yes’ like rounding up?]
Overall, a very good visit with Santa. Except for the part where he tried to wipe his candy cane mouth on my sweater. (My kid, that is, not Santa.)
