Conversation between Rich and I as I’m complaining about being uncomfortable:
Me: “Surely there must be a better way for humans to reproduce without having to deal with all this.”
Rich: “I don’t know… I think it’s a pretty miraculous thing.”
Me: “That’s because you don’t have to do it.”
Rich: “That’s why I think it’s a miracle.”
He might regret that comment next time this little miracle wants ice cream late at night.
PS Have I mentioned that I can’t see my feet?
