10 Random and Irrational Wishes

April 29, 2012 by ·

So it’s Monday again. I don’t understand how this keeps happening.

Maybe it’s the hormones. Maybe it’s the 16 straight weeks of nausea and exhaustion. Maybe it’s that, just when I thought I might start feeling better, I’ve started throwing up. Whatever it is, I’ve had a list running in my head of things I wish but that are totally irrational and therefore unlikely to happen. But you never know, right? So here’s the list. Universe, do with this what you will (but please don’t smite me by making things worse).

  1. I wish the laundry would fold itself instead of sitting there mocking me with its increasing wrinkliness.ten
  2. I wish I didn’t have to pee three times a night.
  3. I wish my child would finally understand that jumping on me is a Very Bad Idea. Ditto poking me, hitting me and licking me.
  4. I wish work weeks were only four days long. Or three. I could get a lot done in three days. Just try me.
  5. I wish someone would make a really awesome pair of maternity underwear.
  6. I wish I didn’t have to wear maternity underwear. I didn’t last time, but this time my normal underwear seems to have it out for me.
  7. I wish someone would develop a teleportation device already so I can go and visit my friends.
  8. I wish SharePoint didn’t suck so utterly and completely. (But, hey, if I only had to work three days a week my SharePoint-itis would be significantly less intense.)
  9. I wish my dog would walk himself so I didn’t have to walk around my neighbourhood in my pyjamas. (I also wish he hadn’t peed on our duvet, but hesitate to actually add it to the list because 10 complaints seems like quite enough.)
  10. I wish I had better hair.

So that’s my list. (I didn’t lie – I am okay. Just tired.) Make me feel less like a sad sack and join me, won’t you? What are your irrational wishes?

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The Absent-Minded Freelancer

March 29, 2012 by ·

One of the perils of living in Canada is that every April I get confused. April 15 is tax day in the US, and for some reason that date is burned in my brain. (And on my digital calendars, because they won’t let me delete dates, even if they don’t apply to me.) But the deadline in Canada? I can never remember if it’s the beginning of April or the end. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess hope it’s the end, because otherwise I’m hooped.

(Okay, I checked. It’s April 30. Whew.) [Read more…]

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Keeping Secrets

February 16, 2012 by ·

A little while ago I got an email about an ambassador opportunity for a child ID theft program. Normally this isn’t the sort of thing that would catch my attention because I’m notoriously unconcerned with privacy. Which is exactly why I thought it might be good for me to participate and learn more about some of these issues.

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11 Questions

February 2, 2012 by ·

Jamie from I Look Good Today tagged me in a getting-to-know-you post, which is great because it’s exactly what my brain can handle writing right now. Plus, I love the questions she asked. (If you don’t know Jamie, check out her blog. She’s happy and sassy and her “From where I sit” series about what it’s like to be in a wheelchair is open and honest and totally enlightened.)

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Image credit: fr1zz on Flickr

Here are the 11 questions she asked and my answers:

1. What is your motto in life?

Live the life you’re meant to. 😉

2. Are you a morning or night person?

Neither, really. More a morning person, although that has taken a swift kick in the ass since Connor was born. Is there such thing as a 9 a.m. person? Because that would be me.

3. Favorite childhood story?

A while ago my mom pulled a whole bunch of our childhood books out of storage to read with Connor. I’ve loved the nostalgia that comes with seeing those books again, but I don’t know which is my favourite. The one that jumps out at me is A Wrinkle in Time by Madeline L’Engle, which is having its 50th anniversary this year. I really want to read that again, although I’m afraid I won’t like it as much as I remember.

4. What is the farthest road trip you have ever taken?

Right after my husband and I got together we travelled together in Australia. At the end of that trip we spent 30 hours (straight) on a bus getting from Cairns to Surfer’s Paradise. I think that will always hold the title for longest road trip, even if I drive farther, because 30 hours on a bus is just a ridiculous amount of time. Thankfully we didn’t want to kill each other at the end of it or that might have been it for our relationship.

5. What collection do you have right now?

Not surprisingly, I’m unintentionally collecting a variety of bird-related stuff. My sister got me an awesome wall hanging/candle holder for Christmas – I’d show it to you but it’s still packed. Ahem.

6. Coke or Pepsi?

Coke, no contest.

7. What is your favorite table or board game?

I like Monopoly, although I don’t play much. My husband and I have a tradition of playing Scattergories with a friend, but I think I like it more for the fun we have and less for the game itself. In other words, I suck at Scattergories and they’re quite ruthless good.

8. Do you have any piercings/tattoos?

Just ear piercings – one on the left and two on the right. I did once piece my ear on the middle of the outer edge (if that makes any sense). It was not a good experience. Just ask my dad, who had the pleasure of ripping the earring out when I couldn’t take the pain anymore.

I don’t have a tattoo…yet. I figured I was past the point where I was likely to get one, but I want one to commemorate my life-changing PPD experience. Here’s my current batch of tattoo inspiration. (Got any other ideas?)

9. Favorite smell?

The smell of clean laundry when it’s in the dryer, except we don’t use dryer sheets anymore so I have to content myself with walking underneath other people’s dryer vents.

10. How do you feel most loved?

This is a total tired-mom answer, but when someone does something to give me a break without me having to ask. In the blog world, those random comments, hellos, and compliments are totally soul-enriching.

11. When was the last time you did something for the first time?

Lately, almost every day. It’s exhausting. 😉 I actually do things (both significant and not) for the first time all the time. I take it for granted now, but it’s a great way to live.

Now it’s my turn to tag 11 others and give them 11 questions to answer. But first…

The rules:

  1. You must post these rules.
  2. Each person must post 11 things about herself on his/her blog.
  3. Answer the questions the “tagger” listed for you in her post, and create 11 new questions for the people you tag to answer.
  4. You must choose 11 people to tag and link to them in the post.
  5. Go to each blogger’s page and mention that you have tagged him/her.

I’m tagging:

My 11 questions for them to answer are:

  1. What’s your superpower?
  2. What blog do you never miss? (And you can’t say mine because (a) that would be BS and (b) this is not me fishing for compliments.)
  3. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
  4. Do you consider yourself a “blogger” or a “writer”?
  5. What was your biggest failure and what did you learn from it?
  6. What’s the most embarrassing song in your collection?
  7. Are you shy?
  8. How do you prioritize yourself in your own life?
  9. Where do you stand on chocolate?
  10. What’s your biggest source of inspiration (other than your family, etc.)?
  11. What do you hope to do this year that you’re really excited about?

Tag, you’re it!

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Free the Words

January 30, 2012 by ·

The pages on the calendar turn as this space sits empty. The words will not come out.

Thoughts float, ruminations advance, almost-posts appear and then fall back into the shadows. The words are there somewhere, but they lurk behind the tiredness. Right now all that exist are swirls. Snippets, at times, that come and then go again just as swiftly leaving me to wonder if they actually had anything to say.

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I had a revelation the other day and I want to write it out, for in writing it out it becomes real and remembered. But for now I exist in a lull, my brain full of new job and new city, with new to-dos and new directions.

I am on the downward slope of getting used to things – some of the wonder has worn off, which is disappointing but expected, and the newness of it all is taking centre stage, commandeering the writing neurons that are used to being the star of the show.

I cannot let this space sit empty for long.

The words are there, and with this bit of prodding I hope to set them free.

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Image credits: Mr. Wright, screenpunk on Flickr

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